How chronically
online are you?

What “chronically online” means

“Chronically online” is a light-hearted way of describing someone so plugged into the internet that its slang, memes and discourse start to shape how they see everything. This quiz turns that into a simple percentage: answer eight quick questions about your everyday habits and get an instant score, a tier, and a card you can share to compare with friends. It's just for fun — everything runs in your browser and nothing you pick is stored or sent anywhere.

How it's scored

Each answer is worth between 0 and 3 points. Your total is divided by the maximum possible and turned into a percentage, which places you in one of four tiers — from Touch-Grass Champion to Chronically Online. There are no right or wrong answers; it's a mirror, not a test.

Frequently asked questions

Is it free?

Yes — no sign-up, no limits, retake it as often as you like.

Are my answers saved?

No. The quiz runs entirely on your device; nothing is uploaded or stored.

Is it a real psychological test?

Not at all — it's a fun novelty quiz, not a diagnosis or professional assessment.

Can I share my result?

Yes — tap “Share card” to save or send an image of your score.